Blondebeard's Chicken Shoppe
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Blondebeard's Chicken Shoppe (also known as Blondebeard's Chicken) is a fried chicken restaurant situated on Plunder Island and managed by Captain Blondebeard himself. It also has a convenient outside walk-thru speaker, but no one can really make out what the speaker is saying. Known for its crispy fried golden nuggets and general unsanitary greasiness. Has a 'delivery in thirty days or it's free' policy. It's impossible to eat inside the restaurant without a reservation. The place has been out of actual chicken for a while due to El Pollo Diablo freeing the chickens from their coops.
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Menu Items
Buckets-O-Chicken
- Bucket-O-Booty - A Captain-sized bucket of eyes, beaks, and talons.
- The Admiral's Bucket - Only the most important parts o' chicken... the insides, fried golden brown.
- The Swingin' Pirate Bucket - A whole bucket o' long chicken necks.
- The Skinless Chicken Bucket - Blondebeards Chicken Shoppe is proud to serve skinless chicken... we're also proud to serve the skins.
Grog
- Traditional Grog - Brewed the old-fashioned way... the unsanitary way.
- Old GrandPappy - Made from actual distilled old men.
- Heifer-Wizen Grog - A lighter grog distilled from wheat, alfalfa, and other grains... which have been 'processed' by free-range heifers.
- Carribean Kiwi Grog - A fruity, Carribean splash of taste and color.
Side Orders
- Blondebeard's Super Slaw - Our own blend of shredded palm fronds and seaweed.
- Blondebeard's Mashed 'Taters' - Mashed chitin and flour mixed with coconut milk. You'll say 'I can't believe these aren't real potatoes.'
- Golden Bounty Gravy - Aged to perfection.
- Tasty Buttery Biscuits - The special ingredient is maggots. Gives just the right amount of exotic flavor! Which is good since Blondebeard can't keep them out of the food.
Specials
- Value Meal - Two drumsticks plus super slaw.
- Ipecac Slaw - Not bad, but fifteen minutes later you'd be hungry again.
- Eyes instead of potatoes
- Heapin' glob of lard kept in the back for special occasions
- Peat moss and tree bark
- Hummus
Off-Menu Items
- Giblets and Cracklin's Party-Mix
- Bounty O'Breaded Beaks
- Broasted Waddle Mole'
- Wishbone Sandwich with sweet gerkins
- Cheese toast
- Biscuits And More - A barrel full of Captain Blondebeard's Tasty Buttery Biscuits.
- Blackened, Cajun-Style Chicken - The meal the Quiet Patron recieved and the one Captain Blondebeard lost his Brimstone Beach Club card in due to a sneezing fit.
Satisified Customers
- Guybrush (in place of Mrs. Brinestoop)
- Quiet Patron
- Mr. Fossey
