I'd Rather be a Pirate on Scabb

Fink singing at the beach on Scabb Island.

Fink sings I'd Rather be a Pirate on Scabb to Guybrush at the beach on Scabb Island in LeChuck's Revenge.

Lyrics

Well, I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...

Than a scab on a pirate.

And if you'll listen to me gab,

I'll tell you why I admire it.

Oh, the people aren't too friendly,

And the weather's not the best.

The lodging's too expensive,

And Largo's quite a pest.

But the thing I like about Scabb

Is what it hasn't got:

No mayor or police force

And no jail in which to rot