Pirate Potables

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Pirate Potables is a recipe book Guybrush finds in the Goodsoup Hotel on Blood Island. Ingame it is simply known as recipe book.

Contents 1 Role in Games 1.1 The Curse of Monkey Island 2 Recipes 2.1 Rum Roger's Rum Surprise 2.2 Yellow Beard's Baby 2.3 The Bloody Stump 2.4 The Blue Whale 2.5 Phlegm and Tonic 2.6 The Bloated Tick 2.7 Swamp Zombie 2.8 Appendix A 2.9 Appendix B 2.10 Appendix C 2.11 (Untitled) 3 Trivia 4 Appeared in

Role in Games

The Curse of Monkey Island

Guybrush uses it to find out the recipe to cure Griswold Goodsoup's hangover. It also tells him how to cause extreme death-like drowsiness by mixing it with alcohol which he does to fake his death to get buried in the Goodsoup Family Tomb. At the end of the game, it is used again (albeit in a makeshift way) to cure the child curse put on Guybrush by LeChuck at the Carnival of the Damned.

Recipes

Rum Roger's Rum Surprise

• 1 barrel rum
• 2 flasks rum, warmed
• 1 jigger rum
• 3 shots rum
• 1 tsp. vermouth
• Cilantro

Combine all ingredients. Season with rum to taste. If vermouth is not available, substitute with rum.

Yellow Beard's Baby

• 1 jigger vodka
• 1 jigger rum
• Juice of 3 lemons
• 5 ml phenylalanine
• Cilantro

Shake well with ice.

The Bloody Stump

• 3 cups rum
• 2 tsp. sodium pentathol
• 1 jigger gin
• 1 jigger vermouth
• 3 cups tomato sauce
• Cilantro

Blend all ingredients in lead container. Serve warm, with the half of one raw potato as garnish.

The Blue Whale

• 1 jigger gin
• 1 jigger whiskey
• 1 jigger vodka
• 1 jigger grenadine
• 1 jigger paste
• Green dye #2
• Yellow dye #5
• Cilantro

Add soda. Mix with hook.

Phlegm and Tonic

• Combine 1 part Yellow Beard's Baby with 1 part Blue Whale.

Mix until mucus-green in color. Add cilantro.

The Bloated Tick

• 1 cup tequila
• 2 tbsp. maple syrup
• 1 lb. sugar
• Juice of 1 salmon (boned)
• 5 tsp. curry powder
• 2 beets
• Cilantro

Drink tequila. Combine and discard remaining ingredients.

Swamp Zombie

• 1 bucket mud
• 1 jigger whiskey
• 2 tsp. iron filings
• 1 bat
• 2 egg whites
• Dash of Mocha
• 9 mg. penicillin
• Dash of snot
• Cilantro

Mix well. Serve over ice.

Appendix A

A Pirate's First Hangover Cure

Cures foggy heads!

• One(1) Egg
• Pepper
• Hair of the dog that bit 'ya

ALCOHOL-SENSITIVE PATIENTS:

Consult a physician before using. Do not mix with alcohol before operating rudders or other heavy machinery. Causes extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme...

...extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, drowsiness.

Appendix B

Cirrhosis: Know the signs

by Captain William W.

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• General unpleasant feeling
• Death

If symptons persist, treat with alcohol.

Appendix C

Blondebeard's Top Secret Biscuit Recipe

• 2 cups flour
• 2 eggs
• 1 tsp. yeast
• Cilantro

Add fly larvae to taste.

Courtesy of the editor's friend's aunt, who was charge 500 pieces of eight for a 'complimentary' copy of the recipe, and has distributed it for free in retaliation.

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Trivia

• The story of the editor's friend's aunt handing out a complimentary copy of Blondebeard's recipe is a joke about a popular urban legend centering around a woman who was wrongfully charged $250 for a cookie recipe, and so sent it around for free in chainletter e-mails. [1]
• Phenylalanine (an ingredient in Yellow Beard's Baby) was also mentioned by Lemonhead as one of the things they tried to calm down Mt. Acidophilus.

Appeared in

• The Curse of Monkey Island