The Barbery Coast
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Portrait gallery
The shop has a portrait gallery with portraits of past customers. Here is a list of the descriptions that accompany these portraits:
- Captain Richard Squawkins - There never was a more despicable knave! But we gave him an impeccable body wave!
- Captain Charles Vain - The captain stood seven feet high in his boots. But you'd never have guessed that we dyed his roots.
- Another satisfied customer.
- Jack Rackaham - Always a dapper crook... Jack wore the layered look.
- In Loving Memory: Crackers (1684-1685)
- Captain Stede Grommette - He fought and he struggled... he kicked and he brawled... but when he left our shop... we made sure he was bald.
- Thomas Lewd - Here was a dangerous man, when accosted. But he looked pretty good when his hair had been frosted.
- Rachel Squall - This lady, we're certain was no debutante. She killed twenty men while she wore this bouffant.
- Edward Screech - When it came to rum, Edward Screech never skimped. He drank a whole bottle while he had his hair crimped.
