The Storekeeper
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The Storekeeper is a cantankerous clerk who owns a shop on Mêlée Island. He is constantly away from his desk, though he has a sixth-sense for shoplifters. He also has a crush on Carla, the Swordmaster. She is aware he likes her but she doesn't show any nice feelings towards him.The Storekeeper has a rude and insulting manner towards customers, with Guybrush in particular being called "weasel-boy", "cheapskate", "fancy-pants", told his breath stinks, and so on. The Storekeeper will extend credit of up to five thousand pieces of eight towards customers with a regular job, although this is also refused to Guybrush who must procure the credit note through other means.
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Appearance
The Storekeeper has a wild and unkempt look with his grey hair and beard poking out at all angles. His somewhat hunched back causes him to walk with a cane. He is aged eighty-three. Despite appearances, he's a fast walker!
Items bought/received from the Shopkeeper
- Digmaster - a shovel
- Breathmaster - breath mints
- Slashmaster - a sword
There are many other items on display, however you can't buy any of them.
Game appearances
Memorable Quotes
- "Ahoy there, fancy pants."
- "Okay, but don't put your lips on anything."
- "I didnt get to be eighty-three by being a jackass!"

