Tiny LaFeet

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The statue of Tiny LaFeet
The statue of Tiny LaFeet
Tiny LaFeet is a pirate who once lived on Jambalaya Island. He is the father of Jumbeaux LaFeet and by his reconing a true pirate in every way: violent and bloodthirsty. He also says that pirates lined up for miles to spit on his grave. After Ozzie Mandrill took over Jambalaya and drove the real pirates to Knuttin Atoll he had a bronze statue erected in Tiny's image to be the figurehead in his campaign for a family friendly Jumbalaya. The moniker Tiny the Friendly Pirate was cooked up by his marketing department who claimed that Tiny was the sort of pirate "[who] said please and thank you, twice."

To add a touch of autheticity Tiny's original pirate hat was covered in bronze and made part of the statue. This motivates Jumbeux to vandalize and steel the hat back. Unfortunately this leads Ozzie to hire Admiral Casaba to monitor the waters between Jambalaya and Knuttin. Tiny's hat ultimately becomes an integral part of The Ultimate Insult.

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